Waiting for Dildot- Part 1
Part 1 Vixodin: I say, Estrogen, this dick isn't going to stand on command and suck itself. Estrogen: I wholeheartedly agree. What is it with marital aids these days anyway? Now they have to put fake testicles in the mold. People can't be happy with the slimline fashion anymore? Vixodin: Oh, Estrogen, get with the times. Now all the kids are using sex toys as apps on their phones. Give it a jiggle and it'll vibrate. Estrogen: Now that is truly tragic, Vix. Truly, I say unto you. V: Suppose I were hung? E: Well then, this dick-sucking business wouldn't be a problem now, would it? V: Really Estie, there must be better uses for that sappy, emotional mouth of yours. E: But I'm sad. Postcoital morbidity. The closing act of Thanatos that quickly follows four boring acts of Eros. V: I thought you only had three holes. E: Ear fucking! That's it! It'll give my bellybutton a rest. V: Mmmm. I see. E: Come on now, you don't like the suggestion? V: How can you talk a...